4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
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ʖ haha got ur nose
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mom: go outside, get some fresh air
my dad just got me to put eyeliner on him and i don’t know what he’s up to
HE JUST CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM IN A JACK SPARROW COSTUME WHERE DID HE GET THAT
DAD WHAT THE HELL
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
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