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    peetababy:

    u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

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    softmikus:

    yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

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    solluxcraptor:

    "you’re too cute to be single!"

    then date me

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    danglingthpider:

    porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

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    mr-mononucleosis:

    lunalovegouda:

    The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

    It goes from everything from 

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    and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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    And then one time when the show got canceled…

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    and then when it came back..

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    you’re missing my favorite one though

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    joseguwop:

    809212:

    what would you say to your 10 year old self

    lottery numbers

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    weavemunchers:

    if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

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    istoleyourpanties:

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    nepeter:

    australians dont have sex

    australians mate

    I spat out my coffee

    sorry about your image

    frICK

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    zodiacchic:

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    zodiacchic:

    Leo, have you seen today’s horoscope??? Click here!

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